My Knees Rejected the Shortcut — Vintage Hiking Tee

The shortcut looked reasonable. Your knees reviewed the proposal and denied it.

“My Knees Rejected the Shortcut” is for hikers, campers, road-trippers, and grown folks whose sense of adventure still moves faster than their joints. The vintage mountain artwork turns a painfully familiar trail moment into a shirt worth wearing long after the hike is over.

Part of the Detour Collection—original humor for people who know the best stories rarely follow the easiest route.

Find your comfortable.

A fit for your pace.

This is a unisex Softstyle tee with a lightweight everyday feel. For the best fit, compare the measurements below with a shirt you already like.

• Closer fit: choose your usual size.
• Relaxed fit: choose your usual size or size up if you prefer more room.
• Oversized fit: size up one size.

How to measure: Lay a shirt flat. Measure width across the chest from armpit to armpit. Measure length from the highest shoulder point to the bottom hem.

Size Width Length SleeveS 18" 28" 8.23"M 20" 29" 8.50"L 22" 30" 8.74"XL 24" 31" 9.02"2XL 26" 32" 9.25"3XL 28" 33" 9.49"

Measurements refer to the garment laid flat. Slight variation can occur during production.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Lightweight Softstyle feel
• Soft, breathable everyday wear
• Ribbed collar and shoulder tape help the shirt hold shape
• Printed to order using crisp, durable DTG printing

Fiber content may vary slightly by color.

• Machine wash cold with similar colors
• Tumble dry low
• Do not bleach
• Do not dry clean
• Iron on low heat if needed, avoiding the printed design

Every shirt is made to order, so please allow time for production before shipment. Tracking will be emailed as soon as your order is on the way.

If your shirt arrives damaged, misprinted, or with another production issue, contact us within 30 days of delivery. We’ll review the problem and make it right.

Choose your color, respect the knees, and take the long way.